Descending the hill of Hermitage, Northern Rhone

We’ve sung Willie Nelson’s “On the Road Again” ten times more than the average Willie fan can muster in a 3-week period.

It’s been an interesting transition being away from home this long.  As each day is so dense, a week ends up feeling like a month.  Learning traffic signs in the moment while zipping along at 110 km/h, or ordering sandwiches at a busy shop with a line of people behind us wondering what’s the hold-up with the douchebags at the front—I may just have to rethink this upon my return to NYC; I’m totally guilty of this.  “You don’t know which way to swipe your Metrocard?!  Get the f out of my way!”

Tonight marks our last night in France (see photo slideshow at bottom).  It’s been a whirlwind three weeks.  21 days of learning how to accomplish the basic things like getting from point A to point B (“wait, there are how many train stations in Paris?!”), getting food in the belly (“I haven’t a clue what that dish is…sounds like lamb.  Oh…it’s apparently…scallops”) and a roof over our head (“why is trying to book a hotel in Venice around Easter time so difficult?”).

It almost feels like a reversion to childhood.  Wandering around in diapers not knowing anything, but with the added curse of being a wise(ish) adult and knowing you don’t know anything.  Trying to communicate today with the pharmacist about needing some “Pepto Bismol” was followed by confused looks and bizarre gestures of me patting my stomach like a deranged Santa Claus.  We’ve become somewhat confident with certain phrases and words—our “Hello, how are you?” and “Goodbye, have a great Sunday” are particularly filled with zest and assurity.

I think my favorite interaction was last week in the Southern Rhone town of Carpentras.  One gracious hotel host asked me in french what type of jam I would like for my toast.  Confidently, I said with a swagger, “Coffee with milk”.  That elicited a nice chuckle from the french couple a few tables away.  Now that I think about it, coffee-with-milk would make an incredible jam for croissants…

Katherine trying to book a hotel in Venice

It’s been a mad dash as we arrived in France with only our accommodations booked in Paris, our first stop.  Our itinerary was loose and we found ourselves trolling through the internet like maniacs to find the next town to crash in with nary a 24-hour window.  Websites like TripAdvisor.com, Booking.com and Rick Steves’ online travel forums have become our trusty friends.  We’ve gotten savvy (amazing what the threat of sleeping in a tiny Peugeot will force a human to conquer) and move into our hotel rooms now like a Special Forces recon team.  Out comes the laptop, the chargers, the converters, the droid phones and the cameras.  Show me a wall plug at 30 meters and I’ll tell you if it’s compatible or not.

As we’re now settling into life on the road (and the fact that we’re only still just beginning this long journey), I’m incredibly humbled and grateful.  That we were able to put together the dreams and resources to make it here, will forever serve as a life lesson that if you want something bad enough, somewhere, sometime you can have it.  It may not be exactly what you envisioned from the start, and it may not end up exactly as you had planned, but with a daily commitment to your vision, anything is possible.

Shit. I swore I left that bottle down here somewhere...

Thank you, France, for your incredible hospitality, your beautiful language (which I’ll never understand), your history, your culture, your strange breakfasts, your denial of shower curtains, your topless beaches, your cheese courses, your aperitifs, your vineyards, your hilltop towns, your castles, your charcuterie, your breads (holy shit, if I’m offered another bread bowl, I will choke myself), your coffee vending machines, your winding & incoherent country roads, your panache, your flair for style, your delicious tap water, your outdoor cafes, your unisex bathrooms, your duck confit, your espressos at midnight, your wonderful family-run hotels, your pâtés, your terrines, your pastries, your Diesel-powered cars, your escargot and your sacred reverance of terroir.

Tomorrow, we enter Italy.  Tomorrow, we start all over again.  Two babies wondering around wide-eyed in the streets.  Hopefully, sans diapers…

Photos by Kat Bryant

 

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10 Responses to “Life on the Road: Au Revoir, France”

  1. Maggie says:

    Thinking of you guys…what an amazing adventure. I am seriously jealous. Dying to see more of your food & drink pics too.

  2. Thanks, France, for your hilltop towns, denial of shower curtains, topless beaches & reverance for terroir. My latest: http://bit.ly/frhY0s

  3. Much thanks, Maggie. We tried to smuggle you home some fish terrine; turned out that wasn’t the best thing to shove into the bottom of a backpack.
    Thanks for thinking of us. Hope NYC is waking up to Spring in a great way.

  4. Davis says:

    It’s been a great pleasure, following you around so far. I can’t wait to see what you’ve got to say about Italy!

  5. Linda says:

    Another lovely piece David. I think that any Frenchman/woman would be delighted with the way you saw and enjoyed their country. I hope that Italy serves you with as much wonder and joy as France did. Looking forward to continuing the journey with you. LB

  6. Cheers, Davis, appreciate you coming along for the ride!

  7. Thanks, Linda! As we’ve only just now begun to scratch the surface of Italy, it has become quite apparent we are in for one hell of a journey here. In one word: stunning.

  8. RT @Lenny_Martin: Gr8 pics. Lookin forward to hearing bout it! RT @grapesandgrains: Life on the Road: Au Revoir, France http://bit.ly/frhY0s

  9. terroirNY says:

    Au Revoir, Les Topless Beaches. @grapesandgrains wrapup of his Rabelaisian Rampage thru France: http://cot.ag/e53Lw0

  10. terroirNY says:

    Au Revoir, Les Topless Beach Babes. @grapesandgrains wrapup of his Rabelaisian Rampage thru France: http://cot.ag/e53Lw0

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