Seriously. I wanna be a riesling vine in Loosen’s vineyard…plant me on the hillside in the sun and leave me to fight for nutrients and life. Then send someone to gently pluck off my fat grapes at the end of summer. Oh, and prune me real nice in the winter…
seriously. i wanna be a riesling vine in the mosel- plant me, keep me fightin for nutrients and i’ll lie in the sun. http://tiny.cc/9kwzT
Now that is truly awesome. Plant me next to you, but make sure there are lots of sexy female vines around me – otherwise I won’t survive.